In honor of those graduating this weekend, here's a caption contest blast from the past with everyone's favorite gaffe-expert.
Here's some starters:
- "My roommate Brian dared me to ask you this but..."
- "Son, could you show me how to properly hold a man down while you beat him in the head?"
- Kid: "I'm just a yellow belt."
Bush: "HAH! BLACK BELT HERE!"
And I thought this picture was pretty funny looking, courtesy of Blake's Artificially Intelligent Panzer, via Lance Turner's Failed Attempt at Anonymity Blog. I look like I'm Otis, the Town Drunk, to reference Kim Hendren's beloved Andy Griffith Show, of which I too am a fan.
Here's the ball rolling on this one, too.
- "Sorry I'm out of breath Rachel; me and the guys here in Little Rock just had a hot dog eating contest."
- "Pants? No, no I'm not. As you can tell by my lack of necktie, this is casual."
- Stovall pauses to take a breath after savagely beating the intern who originally spelled his name 'Zach Stovel.'
Last week's winner was Bobby Simpson, of North Little Rock. He was handsomely rewarded with a coffee mug. No, seriously. Submit and I'll give you something if you win, one for each picture this week. Now. Have at you.
1. Shawty get lo lo lo lo
ReplyDelete2. Zack
(to self)
huh? Maddow has the same haircut as my friend Lattimer.
1. "Gun Show: Mission Accomplished"
ReplyDelete2. "I don't think I look anything like Corky from Life Goes On..."
"Welcome to the gunshow."
ReplyDelete"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
1. Bush - Hey, let's me show you this move I saw last night on Dancing with the Stars. It goes like this.
ReplyDelete2. Sorry, Rachel that Jason Tolbert could not have been here as well but honestly he is just a made up person anyway.
2) He threw up his whole hot dog.
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