Caption Contest! Vote or Die By Having Your Arms Ripped Off By a Wookie

The weekly Caption Contest is living up to its mandate. I guarantee you this is not photoshopped. While it is not an actual wookie (OR IS IT?!) someone actually did this. I don't know who this person convinced, but it's making me rethink my decision to vote against Ron Paul.

Anonymous won last week, with the grip comment. Unfortunately, there's no way to tell who that is, but if they shoot me a note, I'll try to verify it and ship you a mug, G.I. Joe, or dumb bells.

Anyway, have at it. Should be fun. Star Wars elitism is encouraged, with bonus points.