
Taking a bit from our content partner in the Wide, Wide World of Sports, The Ghost of Roy Hobbs, of which I am a contributing member, here's the Caption Contest! In the comment section, give your best caption for the picture provided.
Anonymity is acceptable, but a prize will be awarded to the best caption. Here are a couple of examples:
Hansbrough: I VOTE GOP ALL THE WAY!
Obama: I know you do (followed by an under-the-legs-360°-slammajamma-swish).
No. 40: I can't guard this guy. He's too pretty.
Kids on the Bench in Background: I can't say this isn't the first time I've been benched for a guy in his late 40's.
Hansbrough: SMELL THIS!
Hopefully, you can do better than this. Legislators, let your hair down and give a caption. Keep it clean and keep it classy.